I write sins not cosines or tangents
Tie a noose around your mind loose enough to breathe fine and tie it,
To a tree, tell it, ‘You belong to me,
This ain’t a noose, this is a leash,
And I have news for you, you must obey me.’
- "Holding On To You" ~ Twenty One Pilots (via takefakedrugsmakefakelove)
NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE
oh god stop.
Every time. I cried so much at that movie. Who says remakes can’t be good?
Tyler Joseph everybody
lip syncing to Enrique Inglesias
don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about
A white man carries a black girl on his shoulders during a march with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Alabama, ca. 1965.
“Obviously I’ll never be in anything with the commercial success that Harry Potter has but then again neither will anyone else.”
How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis
I’m so happy that I know how to properly pet a fish now.
You can actually pet snakes! Stroke them in one direction, head to tail, because tail to head mucks up their scales.
Petting snakes is the greatest
When women used to be depressed or were not “taking care of their men” properly their husbands could send them to the psych ward for attitude adjustments. This was part of conditioning them to always wear a smile. They believed that if a woman saw herself smiling that it would become natural practice and that she would be “cured”. This often went along with shock therapies.
What the hell?
This is actually a picture from a place called a “smile school” or “smile club” in Budapest, Hungary. The smile school was opened in the 1930s to help combat a wave of suicide related to the song “Gloomy Sunday”. It was visited by men, women, children, and even tourists. They were not places that women were sent by their husbands for bad behaviour, they were classes, where people would go to learn to smile in the style of famous paintings like the Mona Lisa. There was no shock treatment used as far as my research has found.
Please stop making up stories to prove your points about feminism and the patriarchy. There are enough real, tragic, stories out there that you could be sharing.
edit: digitized newspaper link for further reading http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/58792515
only 100 in 5 weeks
man her game is weak
That’s 100 episodes in 35 days.
That’s 2.8 episodes a day.
I’ve had casual watching more intensive than that.
*tumblr collectively laughs*
PLACES THAT NEED TO CALM DOWN: EUROPE.
i love how it’s pretty calm and then BOOM WORLD WAR TWO
But the saddest thing is that at the end of the video, it says ‘“To be continued…”
Thanksgiving is coming!
Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own.
Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft.
Did you just do that.
The level of metafuckery right here is incredible